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Ask them, I dare you…

…from the Mouthy Housewives blog.

Dear Mouthy Housewives,

My friend has a horrendous cameltoe. No way will I ever tell her, but can you suggest ways that I can put a mutual friend up to it?

Signed,

I See Paris, I See France, Good Grief, Get a Looser Pair of Underpants

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Dear Camel Spotter,

Your friend is perpetrating the highest fashion crime of all, yet it’s one so personal that it’s hard to issue a citizen’s arrest. You’re hoping to compel a mutual friend to be the ’straw that breaks the camel’s back,’ but I suspect that if your friend has been allowed to walk around this way, there must be a long list of witnesses who are hoping someone else will take down the camel.
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