This…this is a poster of such awesomeness that we will merely admire it in silence.
Bask in its glory! BASK!!
…also, you might want to visit the really very funny blog post where I found this, over at Derby Helper:
http://derbyhelper.blogspot.com/2010/02/greatest-poster-in-history-of-roller.html
…from the Mouthy Housewives blog.
Dear Mouthy Housewives,
My friend has a horrendous cameltoe. No way will I ever tell her, but can you suggest ways that I can put a mutual friend up to it?
Signed,
I See Paris, I See France, Good Grief, Get a Looser Pair of Underpants
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Dear Camel Spotter,
Your friend is perpetrating the highest fashion crime of all, yet it’s one so personal that it’s hard to issue a citizen’s arrest. You’re hoping to compel a mutual friend to be the ’straw that breaks the camel’s back,’ but I suspect that if your friend has been allowed to walk around this way, there must be a long list of witnesses who are hoping someone else will take down the camel.
Read the rest:
Tic Tac (Camel) Toe
Or click here for the main page:
The Cat’s Passed Out on the China Cabinet … & Your Pants Are Missing…
Click the pic for the WAREHOUSE comic homepage. Mildly NSFW (language!) I personally imagine a trumpet TADAAA flourish for the fourth panel…
Ahh, NewsBiscuit – enlighten us!
Personalised postcodes to include ‘B1G 80Y’ and ‘S3XY 0NE’
In a new plan to generate increased profits, the Royal Mail is to take a leaf out of the DVLA’s vanity licence plate business and enable the public to change ‘functional but drab’ post codes to ones that express their individuality and character through a personalised range. The new customised post code register is to include name-based entries such as J1M5 GAFF, ‘cheeky’ codes such as H0T L1PS or F15T M3, and a range of more discreet codes that pundits have said could be popular with parents keen to avoid difficult questions about how exactly their address falls into the most popular schools’ catchment areas.
Click here for the rest of the story!
This kitteh means business. Watch as she somehow hunts down the camera…without moving! (does she teleport??). So cute. So DAMN CUTE! But also just a tiny bit scary.
I love NewsBiscuit.com, I do. Hehehehehhhh…
Click on the picture for the full story!
“A leading children’s charity has issued a stern warning to parents regarding the dangers of Kinder Surprise eggs. A working party report from ‘ChildScare’ concluded that the eggs presented ‘unhealthy levels of suspense and a significant risk of crashing disappointment and emotional scarring.’ There are now calls for all Kinder Eggs to be removed from the shelves until the novelty confectionary has been made safe from the risk of anti-climax-related trauma.”
So this guy Mike Stimpson has made some really cute pics with Star Wars Lego. I really liked the American Beauty one, but this one made me smile:
Anyway, click here for the gallery
Ahhh, the WAREHOUSE webcomic. It will refresh your day. Speaking as a terrible word geek, I really wanted to share this particular post.
Note: Warehouse is not always in the best of taste. But is usually pretty funny:
